What? I totally did draw a Mario for today. He's there, it's just... invisible, you know?
(Unless you're using a browser that does not support the effect I am going for, in which case today's entry probably does not seem very clever at all!)
Now somewhere in the black mushroom hills of the Mushroom Kingdom There lived a young boy named Raccoo~oon Mario One day his princess ran off with another guy...
...what? What do you mean you don't get it? ASK YOUR PARENTS ABOUT IT OKAY